Who watches the watchmen...Police officers, huh? How about them, while they provide us with security and protection they can also make terrible mistakes. Some of them aren't happy until they've viciously beaten an innocent victim with a spiked truncheon to within an inch of their lives, stamped on their face with boots that have razor blades on their soles, then thrown powdered glass into their eyes and raped their entire family.

These are the sort of people who must watch the Rodney King tape as some kind of training video, studying it with the vigour of a seasoned scholar, exacting every last bit of information from it in the hope of gaining some new insight into lacerating a person's skull, or blinding them or leaving them with permanent brain damage, so they're a dribbling, fleshy goon, fit only for rocking back and forth like a demented pendulum, whose only use is as some sort of human time keeper.

Of course, there is a plus side to this whole thing, which is a big up to the little girl involved in this incident. Taking on three male cops, that's some good skills. She may grow up to be a professional wrestler, plus she can dine out on this story for years. 'Yeah, I may have cuts and bruises to my face and neck, but I kneed that pig scum so hard in the groin his manhood now sits in the back of his throat and he'll be tasting the sticky, salty richness of his own rancid balls for the rest of his life...'

There are some sick puppies out there, I should know I schooled them. But this guy turns it into an art form - he likes to draw sketches of real life murders and muggings, like a Walt Disney who grew up reading James Ellroy.

They're technically good drawings, but damn are they sinister, but then I suppose murder is a pretty sinister act; not exactly the work of Saints now is it? Apart from St. Murder himself, their patron saint.

There's something undeniable creepy about looking at his drawings, and the fact that they're drawn in a comic book style adds to this, as does the fact that they are drawn as if the image was a photo of the event, taken just before the act takes place. Maybe he perpetrated all the crimes he's drawn, so that's why he makes it look so realistic, or maybe he just uses his artistic skill to imagine it.

Artists, they're a crazy bunch.